Omodaka: The Plum Song

This music video is an electronic erotic rendition of an old Japanese folk song. It combines the horribly weird vocals of Japanese folk-singer, Akiko Kanazawa, with 8-Bit sounds, pop beats, and neon-psychedelic-3D art.

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

This would definatly be the covers to end all covers as far as Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody goes. I’m pretty sure that Jim Henson is on Heaven’s high speed internet watching and sharing this one on YouTube.

Miss Earth 2009: Finals

Last Sunday the winners of the Miss Earth 2009 Pageant were decided. Out of the more than 80 gorgeous environmentally conscience contestants, at least four took a shot at titles such as Miss Earth Fire, Miss Earth Water, Miss Earth Air, and most importantly Miss Earth.  Literally hundreds upon hundreds of pictures and a few videos after the jump.

Carman’s “Too Many Minorities”

The guys over at South Park have really outdone theirselves this time just like they do each and every episode. Cartman is truely their epitome of their whole creation.  Trey Parker and Matt Stone deserve nothing but praise for the type of boundry’s that they constantly push in today’s society.

Watch Cartman’s “Too Many Minorities”

Leggo My Eggo… Seriously

There’s an inadvertent crises among the world today, and I’m not talking about the decline of America,  how stupid and desperate Fox News is, or the end of Oprah’s talk show dictatorship.  Nope. This is something that not even Oprah nor her minge could have prevented.  I’m talking about… Dun Dun Dunn… The coming shortage of Kelloggs Eggo Waffles.  It’s becoming pure pandemonium according the cable news networks as pointed out here on The Colbert Report.  The world as we know it (at least until mid 2010) has fallen in shambles, and we don’t know if we will ever get back  up on our feet.  Even on Bibleforums.org it was talked about in the “End Times Chat” section.

Apparently this has been going on for a month now, and where I live we haven’t seen the full blown effects of a waffle shortage pandemic.  Just last night I took this picture to assure myself that one day there will again be waffles in my local groceries freezer section.

Hero or Villain? – Elizabeth Lambert

Unless you’ve been left buried in a hole for the last two weeks, you know about Elizabeth Lambert. She is now the renowned woman’s soccer player from the University of New Mexico. She made headlines by not taking any shit from the other team, Brigham Young, which was ahead 1-0 after the first half of the game. Knowing that the N.C.A.A. tournament shot was on the line and the end of the season was imminent for one team, players from both ends of the field became overly aggressive. Emotions escalated even further when the opposing fans began mockingly chanting her name.

As seen in the picture above, Lambert is giving a five-knuckle back punch to the opposing player. But what you may not have noticed in the video is that the Brigham Young player elbowed Lambert just prior to that. Or there’s the time that Lambert pulled another player down by her ponytail, but the other player was tugging down on Lambert’s shorts.

Of course these are no excuses by any means to Lambert’s vigilant conduct. The refs should have been more attentive and noticed the type of extreme unsportsman-like actions happening between both the teams, and Lambert’s coach should have stepped in and told her to calm herself down. Now Lambert is suspended indefinitely, and is seeking help in understanding what went wrong that day.

She is seeing a clinical psychologist on campus to better understand what caused the hair-pulling incident. It is one of several steps she is taking, along with speaking to youth players about acceptable behavior, so she can seek reinstatement to the team in the spring.

“I’m working on my mental game to never let that happen again,” Lambert said. “That’s unacceptable in any sport to get to that point where you feel it’s necessary that you have to retaliate in a dirty manner.” {Source}

Final Verdict: Hero -Although her actions were unjustifiable, Lambert at least now recognizes her fatal flaw in allowing her anger to get the best of her. She also comes off as a victim of internet and mass media in being portrayed as nothing more than a vengeful bully. Hopefully she comes out of this as a better person.

In The News…

• Fish With Human Teeth Caught in Russia – Well I guess there’s plenty of other fish in the sea, and hopefully they’ve got better dental insurance.

• Giant 13-Year-Old Boy Suffocates After Watching TV Show About Himself – Could of been worse… He could have been on Geraldo.

• Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence – He saw one too many Jackie Chan movies, specifically The Legend of the Drunken Master.

• Many Dutch prepare for 2021 apocalypse – Best quote of 2009, “They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse.”

• Man acquitted of spitting on police burger – Another loss for Farva. I bet the man didn’t give the cop his “Litre o’ Cola”.

• Could Jupiter moon harbor fish-size life? – Considering what we have here on Earth (i.e.  1st News Story Above) I can’t imagine what kind of “Fish-Size Life” could evolve on Europa.

Antiquing In Middle America

I went to an antique mall a few days ago. I haven’t really done that in a while. I love to browse around and look at all the worthless junk. Sometimes you’ll find a needle in a haystack, but my main objective is to observe the history of objects. What’s fascinating is the type of things that people had to use in everyday life that we as a society today wouldn’t know what to do with.

So my 5 year-old daughter and I embarked on a journey to a local antique mall. We went there in search of a present for my mom’s birthday; something preferably to do with chickens. While we didn’t find any worth snatching up we did about two hours of riffling through the booths. I took a few pictures to illustrate some of the “treasures” that we came across.

U2 Must Cease To Exist

I don’t really think I need to tell you why U2 (specifically Bono) needs to stop anything they do and hide underground until they die of prostate cancer, but I’m going to anyway. Two news headlines caught my attention in the past few days that proves to me that U2 is not helping to save the world, but in fact are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

"Unos, dos, tres, cuatro!"

News Headline #1 - Outrage over wall blocking free U2 Berlin concert

During it’s existence from 1961 to 1989, the Berlin Wall stood as a monument of dissection and invariability.  Following WWII, Joseph Stalin and the rest of Soviet Union really took a bitch-slap at the Allies by implementing a communist Western Germany.  The Allies on the other hand wanted a more democratic  Germany all together.  You see, the Soviets had control over the east, and the Allies controlled the west.  Where, you might ask, does this leave Berlin?  Smack dab in the middle.  On the 13th of August 1961, eight years after his death, the influence of Stalin was greater than ever.  The border between East and West Berlin was shut down completely by the East German army, and construction began on the wall.  It wouldn’t be until 18 years later that the wall would come down by it’s own citizens in a frenzy of freedom.

So in the famous words of President Ronald Reagen… “Bono!  Tear down this wall!”

News Headline #2 – Maria Sharapova dating Lakers’ Sasha Vujacic

Ok U2.  Come here.  Have a seat.  If your going to be at least partly responsible for unions such as Maria and this fag than you need to just stop what you’re doing all together and go drown yourself in an acid bath.  Hook Susan Boyle up with somebody for tits sake!  You guys suck.  Your music sucks.  And your really pissing me off!

On a final note, Bono is a douche.

Viral Videos

I’m pretty sure that if I had a barrel of trash to burn that I would make sure that there are not any gasous and explosive fumes to fuel a hazardous rocket-can of self destruction.  I mean… you never know what might singe your face into a Kentucky Fried Chicken Secret Recipe.  {Failblog}

 

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The Easy Toner is a new shoe from Reebok that claims to give you “better legs and a better butt with every step.”  I’m gonna have to put my support behind this because a world with better butts is a better world.  {With Leather} Update: Two more Easy Toner commercials.  {Warming Glow}

 

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While stuffing her face, Molly Sims lets us know that she’s not just a model with a great body in a bikini, but a model with a great body in a bikini that can act… in a bikini.  I would watch her movies.  {Hollywood Fail}

 

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Remixed:  Home Alone meets Saw.  Kevin McCallister sets traps and plays a game with unsuspecting burglers, Harry and Marv.  I have a feeling that Old Man Marley may have his hands in helping Kev out.  What else could a trash can full of salt be good for besides torturing people.  {College Humor}