Yesterday a whirlwind of [hairspray and okey dokeyism] hit downtown Minneapolis in the form of a pig wearing lipstick, and a woman wearing a banana jacket. I’ll leave it up to you to decide which is which. Or is it witch is witch?
Sarah Palin, who has been traveling the country lately in support of several GOP candidates, took the stage at the Minneapolis Convention Center to inaugurate their newest member into the Pink Elephant club, Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. who is running for re-election in November. Both of their speeches were filled with the same old rhetoric… Obama’s the Devil, the health-care reform bill is the Devil, Foozball iz da Devil.
For those individuals who cling [“to your guns and religion like the rest of us,”] 11,000 tickets had been given away to attend the event. “Take that Liberals!” said Bachmann.
Ok. Let’s take a look-see at some of the attendees.
- One man’s sweatshirt had an image of Mount Rushmore and the words “Right Wing Extremist: Guess I’m in Good Company.”
- Betty Soban, an admiring constituent of Bachmann’s, said: “My family left Germany because of Hitler and socialized medicine. I see it happening here.” Important to her, she said, are “freedom of ownership. Freedom of our guns. Freedom of having babies.”
Wow! Got some real winners there.
Speaking of winners. Is that [Sean Hannity] going goo goo ga ga over Sarah Palin once again? Yep… it looks like he’s prepared to suck on her imaginary moose sausage.
Sean Hannity: How many of you would like to see a Palin-Bachmann ticket?
Sarah Palin: Now that would be kinda cool.
Oh man! I think the Mayan’s may of had it right.
As if all of this hypocrisy wasn’t enough to rattle my brain for one day, out comes Bristol Palin’s teen pregnancy prevention PSA for the Candies Foundation.
I think I’m gonna be sick.