George Carlin – People Are Boring [funny video]

George Carlin: “Ideally, a phone call is the brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information. This is a phone call:”

George Carlin imitating that he’s on the phone: “Hey Steve! What times the circle jerk start tonight? Ten o’clock? Ok, listen. I’m gonna be a little bit late; you’ll have to start without me. Oh don’t worry I’ll catch up. I’m meeting a whole bunch of oysters and watching a horny movie. Uh, it’s called ‘Tarzan Fucks a Zebra.’ Russell Crowe! Well, it’s kind of a fantasy. Right now Renee Zellweger is blowing a unicorn.”

That’s a phone call!”

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